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Sunday, October 22, 2017

Francois Gautier

"It has become difficult to live in the intolerant atmosphere of this country since 2014,"......Saying this, Abdul....... 1. Went to the district health care centre for the delivery of his 5th child and filled the form for getting ₹6000. 2. After collecting ₹6000 in his bank account which was opened just a few days before under Jan-Dhan Yojana, he abused Modi and went to his home. 3. There, Abdul's mother switched on the LPG they had just received under UJJWALA Yojana and cooked food for him. 4. After eating the food, he went to his shop which he had just renovated with ₹1,00,000 he had received under MUDRA Yojana. 5. Next day, he went to the district administration office abusing Yogi Ji on the way to collect the farm loan waiver certificate. 6. While returning, he asked his children not to chant "Vande Mataram" and "Jana Gana Mana" as it was not permissible. 7. While dropping the children off in school, he filled the form for scholarships which his children are eligible due to their community. 8. While he was relieving himself sitting in a toilet constructed under Swachha Bharata Abhiyan early morning, he started abusing Modi government because of govt decision to deport Rohingyas. 9. After coming out from toilet, Abdul heard on radio that 22 lakh houses are being constructed under Prime Minister scheme to provide housing to all. Abusing Modi on the way, Abdul reached district office to apply for one of those houses. 10. Soon Abdul heard that Indian Army has killed 12 infiltrators who were on a mission. This news hurt Abdul as his humanity kicked in. 11. Then he switched off the LED lights in his room he had received a few months ago at cheap rates under UDAY and went to sleep as he was afraid. Abdul is now afraid. Very afraid. Someone help him !! Abdul doesn't need things stated above. He needs BEEF. Plus Rohingyas to be settled along with him. Yes, he also needs "special laws" prescribed in a book to be implemented across India. PS - Abdul is a FICTIONAL character who has NO RELIGION.
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